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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Ktulu, Feb 9, 2007.
-between a constipated owl, and a poor marksman???
A: A poor marksman can shoot and not hit...
... a nun and lady in a bath?
A. a nun has hope in her soul.
A smart midget and a STD??
A. One is a Cunning Runt.
(Mods, feel free to delete this, even I think it's a bit crass)
what do you call a midget pshycic on the run?
A small medium at large... Budum Tish...
The difference between a boxer and a man with a cold
One knows his blows
...between a blonde and a bowling ball
Both get fingered, rolled down the gutter, and come back for more.
(Sorry Mods - delete this onee too if you want)
Boys boys boys that's shocking!
... a porcupine and a volvo
A volvo has pricks on the inside
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
you could get shot saying things like that...... true though
by the women, or the terrorists?
oh NOW i get it
Seriously, these jokes are far too much for my delicate disposition :wink:
between a policemans baton and a magicians wand?
A wand is used for cunning stunts.
*aims at Drew*
Q. What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
A. During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.
Love this joke, always makes me laugh.
Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking??
Yes Brain, I am. But how do we get the chicken to wear leotards??
But it's only kinky the 1st time!!!
he said it...i just agreed.
i'm a black belt at doding PMS though...... that's what the bike is for.