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What's the difference

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Ktulu, Feb 9, 2007.

  1. -between a constipated owl, and a poor marksman???











    A: A poor marksman can shoot and not hit...



    :p
     
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  2. ... a nun and lady in a bath?









    A. a nun has hope in her soul.
     
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  3. A smart midget and a STD??










    A. One is a Cunning Runt. :shock:


    (Mods, feel free to delete this, even I think it's a bit crass)
     
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  4. what do you call a midget pshycic on the run?










    A small medium at large... Budum Tish...
     
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  5. The difference between a boxer and a man with a cold







    One knows his blows
     
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  6. ...between a blonde and a bowling ball

    Both get fingered, rolled down the gutter, and come back for more.



    (Sorry Mods - delete this onee too if you want) :LOL:
     
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  7. Boys boys boys that's shocking! :eek:
     
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  8. ... a porcupine and a volvo






    A volvo has pricks on the inside
     
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  9. What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
    A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
     
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  10. you could get shot saying things like that...... true though :LOL:
     
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  11. by the women, or the terrorists?
     
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  12. oh NOW i get it :p

    Seriously, these jokes are far too much for my delicate disposition :shock: :wink: :LOL:
     
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  13. between a policemans baton and a magicians wand?










    A wand is used for cunning stunts.
     
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  14. *aims at Drew* :p
     
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  15. Q. What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?

    A. During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.
     
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  16. :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:


    Love this joke, always makes me laugh.


    Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking??

    Yes Brain, I am. But how do we get the chicken to wear leotards??
     
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  17. But it's only kinky the 1st time!!! :LOL:
     
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  18. he said it...i just agreed.

    i'm a black belt at doding PMS though...... that's what the bike is for. :LOL: :p
     
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  19. Roffles!!
     
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