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What's the difference?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by T2, Apr 28, 2005.

  1. Q/What's the difference between a vaccum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

    A/The position of the dirt bag! :LOL:
  2. Keeping a vaccum cleaner in your room is a bit more suspect than keeping a harley?

    "Don't disturb me when i'm cleaning my room!"
    -Officer Doofy, Scary Movie
  3. You expect a vaccum cleaner to work all of the time

    *they both suck
  5. In some cases they both suck and blow
  6. A vacuum the dirt bag goes inside, whereas a harley they sit on top....
  7. the vaccum cleaner goes faster
  8. The vacuum cleaner's got the dirtbag inside rather than on top?

    [Edit: Didn't see Cowboy1600's post. D'Oh!]
  9. Harley jokes from a Triumph owner? Ha!

    Q. How can you tell when a Triumph needs oil?
    A. It stops leaking.

    Q: How do you double the value of a Triumph?
    A: Fill it up with petrol

    Q: Why do the British drink warm beer?
    A: Because they all have Lucas refrigerators.

    And yes, I am a former Norton owner.