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what's brown and sticky?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by raman_ra, Jan 4, 2008.

  1. A: a stick :grin:

  2. Whats pink and fluffy?
  3. Pink Fluff!!

    What's Blue and Fluffy?
  4. Belly button lint?
  5. after wearing a new blue wollen shirt. :grin:
  6. a rabbit holding its breath
  7. Nope, asphyxiated rabbits do not appear to go blue.

    Take one rabbit

    Splash it around for a while

    Look, no change of hue
  8. What did one pig say to the other pig?

    You're a pig!
  9. Still love Pete the Freak's sausage joke; (where IS PtF, by the way???)

    Two sausages were in the frying pan. One said, "Hot, isn't it?" The other sausage replied, "Struth, a talking sausage!!".
  10. I heard a similar joke, except it had two cows talking about mad cow disease :LOL:
  11. Pink Fluff holding its breathe...

    Why did the Chicken cross the road?
  12. Out of an over-inflated sense of duty to fulfil its humorous destiny...

    Oh, and to get to the other side, of course..
  13. lol :LOL: :LOL:
  14. I don't know... I am a duck
  15. ooo im one too, wanna go for coffee? :grin:

    What did the husband say to the wife?
  16. :LOL:

    Ahh the poor chicken and the unloved duck, ducks probly cross more roads then chickens do
  17. please, do tell :grin:
  18. What's brown and sticky?

    A: Poo after you've eaten some glue. :grin:
  19. dont wanna even contemplate how you came up with that one *fingers in ears* lalalalalalalala.....etc
  20. Me Want Beer.