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What would you do?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Pink Angel, Sep 9, 2005.

  1. I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
    for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
    little thing bothering me ... It was her beautiful younger sister.
    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
    and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was
    near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private
    parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near
    anyone else.
    One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
    the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
    to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
    overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
    before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in
    total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to
    my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
    When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
    I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
    I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
    very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for
    better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

    And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car

  2. An oldie but a goodie.

  3. thats class.......never heard that one before
  4. was posted last week, but it was the mother of the bride, an dthe father in-law was at the front door...

    still makes me smile
  5. That joke has been posted at least 5 times since I joined the forum in April....c'mon guys, some originality, PLEASE...