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What Would Jesus Drive ?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by MelbourneMick, Sep 12, 2013.

  1. A Honda !


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  2. And Moses came forth in his Triumph.
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  3. But he did speak of it:

    We are hard pressed on every side, but not crushed

    Corinthians 4:8-18
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  4. Jeebus knew about airbags that long ago sheesh.
  5. I thought God rode a Harley.
    He'd need to be omnipotent to keep the thing running.
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  6. Hahah, that ad is hilarious!
  7. There's no doubting what the zoroastrian deity drove.
  8. [​IMG]
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  9. Surely Jebus would have had a hovercraft.
  10. He would have been able to walk on water if those rotten Romans hadn't put holes in his feet.
  11. 'Jesus Take The Wheel' Day anyone?
  12. Here's a few more for Brit bike fans...

    Isaiah 62:1
    … And her Victory shines like a torch in the night.

    Psalm 20:5
    Then we will shout for joy over your Victory and celebrate your Triumph by praising our God.

    Isaiah 46:13
    My Triumph will not be delayed.
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  13. How Harleys became dominant?

    So the Lord put him to death and turned the kingdom over to David son of Jesse.
    1 Chronicles 10:14
  14. surely jesus rides a Yamaha, like the song
    Jesus Christ, Superstar
    Riding along on his Yamaha
    Did a skid, killed a kid
    Banged his balls on the petrol lid
  15. You are old
  16. A humble man and a carpenter? Probably a shagged out old HiLux trayback with a Flexiglass top that doesn't fit properly.
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  17. They didn't have unions back then.
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  18. I thought he rode an ass....
  19. I believe Jesus had a Suzuki 250, he spent some time on across.
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  20. Now that's a gooodun