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What those words on yearly performance reviews REALLY mean

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Jun 2, 2005.

  1. 1. Outgoing Personality - always going out of the office

    2. Great Presentation Skills - Able to bullsh1t

    3. Good Communicator - Spends a lot of time on the phone

    4. Work is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date

    5. Active Socially - Drinks a lot

    6. Independant Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does

    7. Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses

    8. Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision

    9. Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it

    10. Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English

    11. Meticulous Attention to Detail - A nit picker

    12. Has Leadership Qualitities - Is tall or has a louder voice

    13. Exceptionally Good Judgement - Lucky

    14. Keen Sense of Humour - Knows a lot of dirty jokes

    15. Career Minded - Back stabber

    16. Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else

    17. Plans for Promotion/Advancement - Buys drinks for all the boys

    18. Of Great Value to the Organisation - Gets to work on time

    19. Relaxed Attitude - Sleeps at desk.

    So many of those apply to me it's not funny :LOL: :wink:
  2. At the moment, one of those is painfully true

    Loyal Can't get a job anywhere else

    Damn it!
  3. ahahah thats awesome :D :D
  4. Perhaps most of these don't apply to me, but I know a lot f people that would fit in each of these categories, I surely do...:LOL:
  5. i'm no. 19 :D :D :D :D