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What The Teacher Really Means (report card)

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Dante, Apr 5, 2006.

  1. 1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information
    from his classmates.
    (He was caught cheating on a test).

    2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.
    (The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minutes).

    3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact
    with fiction.
    (He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met).

    4. Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating
    that high expectations don't intimidate her.
    (The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all term).

    5. Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination.
    (The little creep stung me with a rubber band from 15 feet away).

    6. Nick thrives on interaction with his peers.
    (Your son needs to stop socializing and start working).

    7. Your daughter's greatest asset is her demonstrative public discussions.
    (Classroom lawyer! Why is it that every time I explain an assignment
    she creates a class argument).

    8. John enjoys the thrill of engaging challenges with his peers.
    (He's a bully).

    9. An adventurous nature lover who rarely misses opportunities to
    explore new territory.
    (Your daughter was caught skipping school at the fishing pond).

    10. I am amazed at her tenacity in retaining her youthful personality.
    (She's so immature that we've run out of diapers).

    11. Unlike some students who hide their emotion, Charles is very
    expressive and open.
    (He must have written the Whiner's Guide).

    12. I firmly believe that her intellectual and emotional progress
    would be enhanced through a year's repetition of her learning environment.
    (Regretfully, we believe that she is not ready for high school and
    must repeat the 8th grade).

    13. Her exuberant verbosity is awesome!
    (A mouth that never stops yacking).
  2. How did you get hold of kids report! :LOL:

    Love it!
  3. gotta keep that one for future references lol :LOL: :LOL:
  4. As a teacher I can tell you lot that the above is true.
  5. Nice work Dante.. What were you doing out of the dorm at 4.30 am?
  6. Gee thanx Dante!!! I have an appointment today with my son Jaydens teachers for parent/teacher interview. I might have to print that out ;)
  7. I showed it to some of the ex-teachers here and they figured it was absolutely spot-on...

    Cue for a good true story...

    A BMW riding (obligatory M/C content there) friend of mine was a principal at Risden Park HS (Port Augusta SA) some years ago. He'd only been there a very short time when he had a Greek kid in year 9 who was a serious problem and called the parents in to have a chat about this little thug.

    It turned out that the parents had no English and were relying on the kid to translate :roll: Peter let this go on for a while and after about five minutes stopped the process and said in very fluent Greek - "now I'll tell you what I really said." :LOL:

    The little sod had been telling his parents that they'd been called in because the principal wanted to tell them what a wonderful student he was. :LOL: :LOL:

    Since he'd only been at the school a couple of weeks, the kids didn't know that Peter speaks fluent Greek, French, German, Italian, Spanish and a little Russian :LOL: :LOL:

    The meeting terminated a few minutes later when the father grabbed the kid and hauled him out of the office. He didn't come back to school for several days and Peter didn't inquire too closely as to why :wink: I believe the kid's behaviour improved significantly after that. :LOL: :LOL:

  8. thats one of the best jokes/stories ive heard all month tony :rofl:
  9. :grin: Poor kid..... :LOL:
  10. As a Network Manager in a Secondary College I have just finished the interim reports for over 1000 students and I dont want to look at them anymore. =;
    The school I work in is so "Politically correct" they wouldnt dare write any of those comments above [-X ...... but they should :LOL: