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What marriage is about??

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by generalyuehfei, Apr 7, 2006.

  1. He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one
    drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in

    He placed one half in front of his wife.
    He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into
    two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

    He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the
    cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger,
    the people around them kept looking over and whispering.

    You could tell they were thinking, "That poor
    old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

    As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table.
    He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man
    said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.

    The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a
    bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking
    turns sipping the drink.

    Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy
    another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we
    are used to sharing everything."

    As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the
    napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet
    to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting

    She answered "THE TEETH."
  2. read it somewhere before, i think it might be a repost.