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What Makes 100%?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Bluey, Jan 21, 2006.

  1. What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
    those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
    those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
    achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
    questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



    and
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
    BULLSHIT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


     
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  2. so when we refer to giving 110% we are actually on the verge of arse kissing... :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  3. Damm asskissers i can't stand how they always do better just because of all their sucking up to the boss..

    K-R-A-V-E-N
    11+18+1+22+5+14 = 71%

    :? Oh well....thats equivalent to a B+ which is good enough in my book.
     
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  4. LOL :LOL: :LOL:

    Thats a good one Bluey. I like it!

    Will email that one to me work mates :grin:

    http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f355/kjude/LOL10.jpg
     
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