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What is your staff Christmas party called?

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by QuarterWit, Nov 26, 2008.

  1. Ours is an "Annual Celebration".

    Pfft, pull the other one. May all you offended by the title of "Christmas Party" go fcuk yourself.
  2. Not very PC but ours is being referred too as the xmas titty show .

    Seems he has hired some girls that are going to dance around a pole ?

    :p :twisted: :LOL:
  3. None if you work for a rather large American computer company that might just have merged with another large American services company... :-w
  4. Our workplace is the same. They used to have Christmas leave (3 bonus days off between Xmas and New Years). Now it's called summer leave. Hmm.
  5. Ours usually denegrates into a day/night of drunken debauchery!

    Or so I'm told, the 2 that I've attended I ended up having to leave early & sober :(

    1st due to other commitments, last year due to flooding @ home, 3rd time lucky!
  6. Official name: Christmas do.
    Unofficial name: breakup pissup.

    We do Kris kringle, the works.
  7. work @ Coles.
    we havent had one for 3 years now.
    i missed the final one, thinking im not yet 18, i'll wait till im overage so i can go and celebrate even more.
    turns out we trashed every place we've been to :LOL:
    the last 3 were at 3 different locations, after that the store boss said f^ck it, we're not having one anymore lol.

    pricks dont know how to have fun :cry: :LOL:
  8. "Managerial Christmas Dinner" on the Friday night, "Crew Piss-Up" on the Saturday.
    No, I don't sleep between the two.
  9. "Slap Fest"

    Thus explaining when the christmas party is over... When you slap the ground! :D
  10. Thank You! Another tick next to your name Quarter :wink:
  11. Ours is called the "Cancelled in every company office worldwide due to financial reasons" celebration :roll:
  12. :applause: :applause: :applause:

  13. Ours are just called "Christmas Party", to hell with political correctness

    At my old job though with an open bar drinks policy it was more a case of "Dane wipes himself out and has a sleep in a gutter party"
  14. Official Title:"Christmas Piss-up"
    UnOfficially: SEE ABOVE :p
  15. Christmas Breakup.

    Unofficially Xmas Pissup :)
  16. on paper ours is 'staff christmas party'.. to the workers its 'boss it putting a pissup on'
  17. Ours is a pay for yourself - team lunch

    Bl00dy lawyers :roll:
  18. Well, our company-wide do is called the "Christmas Party".

    But being the manager of this office, I've decided we can have 'Happy Birthday Jesus. Muhammed was a paedophile!' drinks on Christmas eve, where beer and bacon will be served.

    Mmmm beer and bacon...

    Comment of the week.
  20. Love it.

    We have an end of year development and awards session :LOL: