Shamelessly cut and pasted from an email. "Here is an attempt to explain this plan using the Q & A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? A. It is money the government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a teeny weeny portion of it. Q. What is the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition TV or a new computer, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China? A. Shut up."