I'll tell you what happens.. they lay down, right on my goddamn leg Ok so basically the story goes.. Borrowed my old mans Rocket III this arvie to go for a ride down NSW border to drop something off for a mate. I come to a set of lights and filter to the front, where the car at the front has left a massive gap, easily enough for another car in front of him. I think "thanks mate!" and zip in there. Now, I figure it was the very low speed maneuvering to pull the bike up straight that did it, but basically I lost my balance. Normally this is fine as the Speedmaster is basically half the weight. So the bike starts to tilt.. I'm thinking "Oh f**k this is not good".. I shift my weight to try and stand it up again, but that's not happening. Before I know it, the bike has (very slowly) laid down on my leg. I managed to drag my leg out from under the bike. I don't know why but I decided to scream the words "F**K IT!!" at the bike before trying to pick the thing up before the light went green. Long story short, I somehow managed through strength borne of frustration and embarassement to pick the bike back up again. Total damage bill? Almost nothing thanks to the fact that it was such low impact. Bent gear shifter, that's it. And a slight scuff to the tail pipe. It was a major set of lights and not a single person helped hahaha I think they were all quite happy to see the biker fall over Anyway, that's my fun story for the night.