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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by zilly, Feb 8, 2008.
QWhat do you get when you cross a joke with a motorcycle?
Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a peanut-butter sandwich?
A. You either get an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth, or a peanut-butter sandwich with a long memory.....
Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep
A. A Woolly Jumper
A tired kiwi????
Q where do you get virgin wool?
A anywhere but new zealand.
While were on kiwi jokes:
Q whats a Hindu?
A lays iggs.
What do you get when you cross an artist with a policeman?
a brush with the law
what do you get when you cross a cheetah with a hamburger?
What do you get when you cross the godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can't understand. :roll:
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Appauling, but the only one that made me laugh!
What do you get when you cross a prostitute with an elephant ?
..someone who'll fcuk you for peanuts and never forget you
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
...about half way.
What do you get when you cross the road with a chicken?
A foul proceeding on the other side!