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What do you do???

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by ward_4e, Jun 23, 2006.

  1. You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
    valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same
    speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as
    your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at
    ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at
    the same speed as you.

    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


    Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you drunken bastard! your pissed.
  2. :rofl: That's a classic!
  3. Oh but I was having fun officer :LOL: :LOL:

    Thats classic mate :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  4. That's just classy, mate, lots of laughs :LOL: