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What Airline.....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by reeza, Apr 6, 2006.

  1. A chap, sitting in Harry's Bar at Singapore's Changi Airport, noticed a very beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a Flight Attendant. I wonder which airline she works for?"

    Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:
    "love to fly and it shows?

    She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Oh crap, she obviously doesn't work for Delta "

    A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her
    again: "something special in the air? "

    She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

    Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "smooth as silk?"

    This time the woman turned on him... "Exactly what the f**k do you want?"

    The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said, "Ahhhhh, Qantas!!!!"
  2. Where the b#@*%y hell are you? :eek: :LOL:
  3. ROFL!!!

    i LOVE it!!!
  4. I had a similar reply when asking for my second beer on a Virgin Blue flight before they had serviced the entire plane. He was right next to me, not hard to flick me a VB.
  5. lol... that was ace...