Welcome to Netrider ... Connecting Riders!

Interested in talking motorbikes with a terrific community of riders?
Signup (it's quick and free) to join the discussions and access the full suite of tools and information that Netrider has to offer.

Whale or Hamster? The Schlong And The Short Of It :)

Discussion in 'The Pub' at netrider.net.au started by 2wheelsagain, May 16, 2008.

  1. Sigurdur Hjartarson is missing a human penis. But he's not worried: four men have promised to donate theirs to him when they die.



    Hjartarson is founder and owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which offers visitors from around the world a close-up look at the long and the short of the male reproductive organ.

    His collection, which began in 1974 with a single bull's penis that looked something like a riding crop, now boasts 261 preserved members from 90 species.

    The largest, from a sperm whale, is 70 kg (154 lb) and 1.7 metres (5.58 ft) long. The smallest, a hamster penis bone, is just 2 mm and must be viewed through a magnifying glass.

    More and Pix Here
     
     Top
  2. A 1.7 metre penis? What, like Jorge Lorenzo?
     
     Top
  3. That would need it's own bike :LOL:
     
     Top
  4. Much Penis Envy?

    (Come on, where are the good puns)
     
     Top
  5. That's the sort of place you could really dick-around in...










    *groans* Even I think that pun is bad.
     
     Top
  6. There's no such museum, the whole article is a phallusy.
     
     Top
  7. Missing a human penis from the collection? What a cock-up.
     
     Top
  8. WHat a d i c k y subject :?
     
     Top
  9. Missing? :shock:

    Maybe he's had one to many bangers and mash ;)
     
     Top
  10. #11 El Damo, Jun 1, 2008
    Last edited by a moderator: Jul 13, 2015
     Top