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Were You Born In A Barn?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Dante, Mar 31, 2006.

  1. Our son was constantly wandering in and out of the house, leaving the
    front or back door wide open.

    "Once and for all, will you PLEASE close that door!" my exasperated
    wife pleaded one day. "Were you born in a barn?"

    "No, I was born in a hospital," he replied, smirking, "...with
    automatic doors."
  2. ha ha ha :LOL:

    I used to say something similar to my mum...
    No..I was born in an operating theatre with swinging doors :p
  3. You should have responded:

    "Actually, no, we know thats what we told you, but...You were actually born in an alley to a crack whore, and left for dead in a dumpster...we adopted you after you were turned into the authorities by a concerned passer-by. So, you're lucky to even have a door, now shut the damned thing!"