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well my first post so may as well get a laugh

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by bazz, Sep 25, 2007.

  1. You know you're a Collingwood supporter when:

    1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.

    2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in

    front of her kids.

    3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."

    5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

    6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: "Hey, watch

    this."

    7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

    8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.

    9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: "Carn the

    Maggies ."

    10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off

    its wheels.

    11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much

    petrol is in it.

    12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

    13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

    14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law

    against it.



    15. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.

    16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

    17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.
     
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  2. Welcome. Good to see someone is on the right team (that is any team but collingwood).
     
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  3. You forgot to post all the funny bits. rolleyes.

    sleep41_EZMYXY.

    Welcome anyways. thefinger36_KIVI32.
     
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  4. i love it bazz!!!!

    :LOL:

    unfortunately, #4 is me too
     
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  5. Jack Daniels? Bah! The famous russian gentleman, Jack Mihoff makes my list.


    As Boney M said, "Oh, those Russians!"
     
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  6. You stoled it from the redneck dictionary - Tater's comin' to git yer
     
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  7. Just to add to the frivolity...

    If a big condom goes on a big cock,, and a little condom goes on a little cock,, what goes on a soft cock????
















    A Collingwood jumper.
     
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  8. Those same things apply to Port Adelaide here in Sth Aust
    I'm a south ozzy and I'm still going to go for the cats in the granny
     
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  9. Me too, mate! Cats will b too good.
     
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  10. Next time I see you, I will push you off that bloody bike.

    :demon:

    Let them all know you're a tiger... hehehehe
     
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  11. Ha ha ha :LOL:
     
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