Just had the strangest phone call ever: Some guy rang me informing me about some apostate sect infiltrating the vatican church (ok?) apparently leading me away from salvation. (something along those lines) Then he asks: Him:"Are you christian?" Me: "No." "Do you want to go to heaven?" "No." "Then you will go to hell." "No, thats a false dichotomy." "What?" "Thats a false dichotomy." "................... Why do you believe that?" I hung up. Maybe I should have string him on a bit, but I dont have much patience for telemarketing at the best of times let alone this.