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Weight loss for guys

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Greens07c50, Apr 17, 2009.

  1. A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb weight loss program.

    The next day, there's a knock on the door, and there stands before him a
    voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
    Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

    She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss Company.

    The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
    Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

    A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

    The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

    On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost
    10 lbs as promised.

    He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20-pound program.

    The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
    stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

    She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her
    neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'. Well, he's out the
    door after her like a shot.

    This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

    So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually
    getting in better and better shape.

    Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
    discovers that
    he has lost another 20 lbs as promised.

    He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day,
    50-pound program.

    "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
    rigorous program."

    "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

    The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it, he finds
    a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
    shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your ass
    is mine.'

    He lost 63 pounds that week.
  2. lol

    havent heard that before :p
  3. ThAT was funny.... NICE
  4. haha, i think this was posted a while back, but still gets a laugh :LOL:
  5. ROFL thats halarious :p