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Wednesday (Bump Day) Funny - Why racing is better than sex

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, Oct 5, 2005.

  1. From a car forum so I rejigged it slightly to suit this audience


    10. It’s socially acceptable to do it while others watch.

    9. Bigger bikes don’t always get the most attention.

    8. The phone won’t ring in the middle of your race.

    7. You get to use your rubber more than once.

    6. You don’t have to sit through dinner and a movie before you race.

    5. You and the car always finish at the same time.

    4. You always know where to put your hands.

    3. You can drive hard, right from the start.

    2. The quicker you finish, the better you are.



    1. You can do it more than once in one afternoon.
     
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  2. In my book, anyone who says *anything* is better than sex just can't be doing it right. I'm available for demonstrations for anyone who has a strong enough stomach...
     
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  3. You do it to the stomach?

    From which direction? :shock:
     
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  4. bwahhahaaa pwned :LOL:
     
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  5. Either way mate, but looking at your screen name there seems to be only one option... Now touch yer toes will ya? :LOL:
     
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  6. And they say the suave, sophisticated type is a thing of the past...... 8)
     
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  7. Romance isn't dead, not by a long way.

    Post coitum omnis animus tristus est.
     
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