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We are at a crossroads of synchronicity and selfishness.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by cjvfr, Dec 7, 2015.

  1. Ever wanted to be a new age guru, to spurt meaningless yet seemingly profound statements to your adoring followers. You need the New Age Bullshit Generator. Such gems as:

    This life is nothing short of an ennobling spark of archetypal aspiration.

    The world is calling to you via ultra-sentient particles. Can you hear it?

    If you have never experienced this reimagining devoid of self, it can be difficult to dream.

    Reality has always been beaming with pilgrims whose hopes are enveloped in synchronicity.

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  2. Sounds like a New-Age version of the old "Random Buzzword Generator", remember that, Chris???

    Corporate B.S. Generator
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