I was riding home yesterday when a parked car pulled right out in front of me. I got on the brakes hard and pulled up about a metre behind this car which was a white Suzuki Vitara with the roof down. I hit the horn for about 2 seconds at which point the car stopped, blocking the lane and all other traffic. The driver who had his P's and very greasy hair, 2 mates in the car, turned around and yelled "what are you honking for?" I say "Because you almost ran me off the road" to which he says "SO!" He just looks at me then asks again "What are you honking for?" to which I reply "Are you going to move? You're holding up the whole street?" To which he says "You f*ucken motorbike riders are all dumb lollipops anyway" Made my day - went home to try and convince my wife I was a lollipop... but she didn't believe me.