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Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...............

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by FUTURE, Aug 16, 2007.

  1. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
    Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with
    that.

    4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over
    Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

    6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

    7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

    8. Don't use any punctuation

    9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

    10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

    11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."



    12. Sing Along At The Opera.

    13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All
    Day.

    15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
    Because You're Not In The Mood.

    16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

    17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

    18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
    "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

    19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
    Have To Let One Of You Go."
     
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  2. My levels of insanity are quite alright... Damn psyk reports are phoney anyway!!!!!
     
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  3. don't get me started on psych reports! damn drs! just because i wanted my foot in jar :evil:


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