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Wayne Carey

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pete, Apr 2, 2008.

  1. A man, on his way home from work was stuck in traffic on the Monash
    freeway which was much worse than usual. Noticing a policeman walking
    among the stalled cars, he asked, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

    The policeman says: "Wayne Carey is so depressed about being caught
    beating up his girlfriend he's stopped his car and is threatening to
    douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire.

    He says his family hates him, fans hate him, his former team mates
    hate him and he now won't have the $1million a year from his footy show

    I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

    "Oh, really?" the man says. "How much have you collected so far?"

    "So far only 18 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."

  2. :LOL: :LOL: so accurate !
  3. roflmao
    very true.... :LOL:
  4. The name "Wayne Carey" rolls off the tongue a bit like Wank3r dont you think?
  5. Football has one unfortunate side effect in that it creates cashed up bogans. Guys who would normally probably be working in semi-skilled or unskilled job, are suddenly earning more dough than they can poke a stick at. And they don't have the maturity to accept that they are role models and so, continue to go feral very publicly.

    It's a shame, really.
  6. Lol, an oldie with a new target. Nice ;) I do kind of feel sorry for the guy though ...
  7. Im at work right...

    being the lazy person I am at times im on this site and not doing work...

    my boss walked passed the office and asked me what i was doing. i showed him and he could not stop laughing! he was in tears!

    his reply was "keep the good working comeing buddy".

  8. Sounds like some of the power station workers I've known over the years... :p :p :LOL: :LOL:
  9. He will get what he deserves in Miami. Belting Coppers will do him in.
  10. I think you're right MVrog - the seppos don't take kindly to their praetorian guard being touched up.