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Watch the Watch

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Bravus, Apr 22, 2008.

  1. It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and the Amazing Claude
    was topping the bill.
    People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

    As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, 'Unlike
    most hypnotists who invite 2 or three people up here to be put in a
    trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'

    The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
    antique pocket watch from his coat.

    'I want you to keep your eye on this antique watch.
    It's a very special watch. It has been in my family for six
    He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while chanting,
    'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch, watch, watch...'
    The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
    gleaming off its polished surface.

    Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly,
    it slipped from the hypnotists fingers and fell to the floor, breaking
    into a hundred pieces.

    'Shit,' said the hypnotist.

    It took 3 days to clean up the senior center.....
  2. shit joke!
  3. :shock: nice one haha
  4. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    :applause: Very good. Havn't laughed that hard at an internet joke ever.
  5. gold, or should that be BROWN !!!
  6. I vote brown (was it all gooey?), hands down :LOL: