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Watch out for elderly Italian Drivers.....l

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Auscruiser, Mar 17, 2006.

  1. FROM: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=91784

    :shock: :shock: :shock:

    Cops stop elderly lovers' sexy joy ride

    Friday Mar 17 07:14 AEDT

    The zig-zagging car gave them away.

    When Italian police pulled over the vehicle, they found a completely naked 70-year-old woman who had been trying to have sex with the driver - 11 years her junior.

    After demanding the joy-riding couple get dressed, the police tested the semi-nude male motorist for drink driving.

    "He was three times over the legal (blood-alcohol) limit," said police commander Angelo D'Anardo in the city of Cologno al Serio, northeast of Milan.

    "We assume they must have been drinking at lunch and then things got out of control."

    Asked if the couple were married, D'Anardo said he wasn't sure - but somehow doubted it.

    "Married people wouldn't probably do anything like this."

    ©AAP 2006

    :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  2. there should be warning on that post...
    i do not need to have the image of two oldies trying to get jiggin in the car..... :driver: :smileysex: :bannanabutt:
  3. That is kinda wrong :\ ... By kinda i mean very ......
  4. why couldn't married people get up to that? :)
  5. *sigh....* :roll:
  6. If you need to ask then either you are:

    a) Single,
    b) Not yet married, or
    c) the exception that proves the rule.

    Cause after a several years and a couple of mini bikers the bed is used mainly for sleeping if you know what I mean... :cry: :nopity: