Of late there has been a learner rider blasting up and down our street. Not a main road, just a suburban street. Yesterday afternoon, a car had stopped in order to turn right into a side street when said rider decided he would take up human catapulting and launched himself off the back of the car. He snapped his leg good on landing, lots of blood everywhere, then just for good measure what was left of the bike landed on top of him. Despite being skilled enough to fly down the road at 100+ km/h he somehow wasn't skilled enough to hit the completely empty lane and a half to the immediate left of the stopped car. He might learn.