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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Charmed, Oct 18, 2007.

  1. As Ben Franklin said, "In wine there is wisdom; in beer there is
    freedom, in water there is bacteria".

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
    demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of
    the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
    (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop (SHIT!!). However, we
    do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
    whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
    purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink
    wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing
    it as a public service.
  2. Even worse is the fact that bottled water contains even more bacteria than the stuff that comes out of the tap (in some cases much, much more) - so sitting on the couch drinking a beer is far healthier than going for a walk with a bottle of water ;).