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Warning to all blokes!

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by hornet, Sep 22, 2008.

  1. If the little lady starts making noises about wanting a diamond, make sure you have a clear understanding of her REAL expectations before you agree :LOL:.


  2. What don't you think she would appreciate being sent to africa to do a bit of mining?
  3. She might, but a gold-digger isn't going to find a diamond, is she? :LOL:.
  4. That was terrible.. I loved it :p
  5. I bet De Beers have heaps giant diamonds, each progressively larger than the last.

    Every few years we get a new 'record breaker' that gets in the news, and we're told it's worth trillions - so more punters go grab standard sized ones for engagement rings.
  6. The Cullinan was 3106 carats; that's unlikely ever to be exceeded....
  7. Personally, My advice would be to buy the lady you love a ruby from Cambodia (go huntin and gatherin your self)
  8. Why can't Sheilas be satisfied with a Beer?

  9. but seriously:

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  10. Created diamonds FTW!

    Same material properties = Same material
  11. I'd prefer a pearl necklace to a diamond ring any day. :grin:
  12. um er lost for words :oops: :LOL:
  13. So would he, my dear. So would he.

  14. ^bwahahaha :shock: :LOL: :grin: :p :wink:

  15. :rofl:

    Still trying to figure out how innocent you are...
  16. Dude, I'm pregnant. You know I put out.
  17. Bwahahaha!

    I scared them all away!! :twisted:
  18. Congrats on the bubs Claire!