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Wanting a watch

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Gromit, Nov 6, 2005.

  1. Boy #1 arrives at school with a new watch. Boy #2 asks if it's his birthday. Boy #1 explains:

    "I woke up the other night and was thirsty, so I went to my parents room to wake them. When I got there I saw Dad on top of Mum, bouncing up and down. They told me to go back to bed and in a minute, Dad came to my room and said I mustn't tell anyone what I'd seen. He said if I promised not to say anything, he'd buy me a new watch."

    Boy #2 thinks about this and decides he wants a new watch as well. So that night he waits for his parents to go to bed and after a while he walks into their room and finds his own dad on top of his mum, bouncing up and down. Dad spots him and says,"What do you want?"

    Boy #2 says,"I want a watch."

    Dad says,"Well, close the f*cking door and sit down, then."
  2. too funny. I almost woke Mrs Wizz and the baby when I read the punch line!!!! :shock:
  3. hahahaha nice very nice
  4. You're a sick puppy Gromit!!!!

    a funny sick puppy tho :wink: