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Want to leave work early?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by CBRSteve, Sep 30, 2005.

  1. I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.
    I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

    So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

    My co-worker asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office.

    When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her " ...And where do you think you're going?"

    She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"