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Waiter, there's a *---* in my soup

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by hornet, Nov 20, 2006.

  1. A man went into a restaurant in Shanghai and ordered soup.

    When it came there was a piece of rubber tyre floating in it. He called the waiter back...

    "Waiter, there's a piece of rubber tyre in my soup", he remonstrated

    "Well?" the waiter replied. "The revolution is proceeding to our glorious plan. The car is replacing the horse."

  2. Dad? There's an ant on my plate.

    Don't worry, he won't eat much.

    [/Carl Barron]