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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by rourkster, Dec 17, 2007.

  1. A couple were sitting up waiting for their 16 year old son to come
    home from a social engagement
    when the boy came into the house with a big smile on his face.

    "Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! he said breathlessly. "Guess what! I've just
    had sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!"

    His mother turned red and said to her husband, "He's your son. You
    talk to him". Then she left the room.
    The father said "Son, that's great. Now you've become a man and I'm
    proud of you.
    I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that
    ten-speed bike you've been wanting.
    I hope you don't mind waiting till payday to get it".
    "That's OK, Dad", said the boy. "I couldn't ride it right now
    anyway, my arse is too sore."
  2. That is the funniest sh*t I've read this year!!!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  3. Haha gold!