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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by farawayman, Apr 6, 2005.

  1. A woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only
    willing to marry a man if he is still a virgin.
    After several unsuccessful years of searching, she
    decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up
    corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life
    in the Australian outback.
    They end up getting married. On their wedding night,
    she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the
    When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new
    husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and
    all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
    "What happened?" she asks.
    "I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's
    anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room
    I can get."

    A bit like riding a Harly. . .

    you need all the room you can get!
    :LOL: :LOL:
  2. Funny for the wrong reasons :LOL:
  3. lol, oh yeah thats wrong - but thats why its funny! hehe