This is a tale about an idiot in a victorian plated red Lancer on the weekend. No offence to the victorians here at NR! There was a couple in the car at a red light, and he was the only car there. I rocked up behind. When I did, I could see the driver was shoveling his face. Of course, the lights went green and he sat there eating. I beeped him. He had a deliberate look in his rearview, and took off slowly. I didn't think too much of it at this point, I just thought he was a numpty not paying attention and slow. So he slowly accelerated, but I had a clear lane to the left and enough room to overtake in the next lane before I would be blocked by a car. I went to do so, and he deliberately closed the gap. I realised he was playing silly buggers, got angry and birded them. Probably not the best reaction. I got in front and didn't think much more of it, until he came up beside me a bit later, feinted a sideswipe whilst they were both giggling and flipping me the bird and thinking it was really funny. I didn't react to the feint overtly as he would have found it funnier if I did. So I made a point of following him (strangely enough all hijinks then ceased), but I arrived at my destination first and let him go. However, Darwin is a relatively small population, and I will find that car again at some point unless he changes the plates. I've been getting really angry at things lately and looking for confrontation. I'm not sure why....but should I just hit him when the time comes? Just kidding, I won't, but I might feint a punch and see how he reacts.