A new element that has been in development for the past 50 years has recently reached completion. This element is VicRoadium (Vr), an element that contains unique properties capable of absorbing time or extending time. Thus the development time of 50 years is equal to a real time equivalent of 632,000,000 years or alternatively capable of requiring the same amount of time in the projected future to arrive at the same place it is today. Vr has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons. The purpose of the morons is to ensure there is no bonding between VicRoadium and the rarest of all elements CommonSensium (Cs) The introduction of a single molecule of CommonSensium will immediately cause the structure of VicRoadium to disassemble releasing harmful morons into the atmosphere where they seek similar host elements such as TACs RTAs and QANGOs. Since VicRoadium has no electrons or protons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of VicRoadium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a second to take from four days to four thousand years to complete. VicRoadium has a normal half-life of 20-6,000,000 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, VicRoadium 's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming Isodopes. Isodopes have unique characteristics and when excited by exposure to Polimorons or Enforcium are capable of creating huge amounts of friction. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that VicRoadium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalysed with money, VicRoadium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as VicRoadium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons squared. All of the money is consumed in the exchange, and no other by-products are produced.