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Vices we should keep

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Milos, Jul 21, 2005.

  1. A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

    The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"

    "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

    "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.

    "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."

    "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

    "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

    "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.

    "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.

    "Well," said the man, "I'm NOT going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

    The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

    The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who has given up ... beer, gambling, golf, and sex."
  2. absolutely priceless
  3. Heehehehehehe!
  4. One of the better efforts, definitely. Will rememebr this one. Thanks.