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vegetarians

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by slickncghia, Oct 15, 2008.

  1. A guy has celery sticking out of one ear, lettuce out of the other, and a zucchini up his nose.
    He goes to the doctor and asks him what's wrong.

    The doctor tells him, "Well, for one thing, you're not eating right."
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    if anyone else shares my disgust for salad munchers and doing work feel free to add some jokes here or kill some time browsing the following sites

    Anti-Vegetarian Society of Meat-Eaters
    http://www.freewebs.com/avsme/

    and my personal favourite



    awesome american gaint food website
    http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/index.php?topic=HomeMade

    enjoy. look for the giant hamburgers...yum yum yum
     
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  3. i'm a vego and i love it! :grin:
     
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  4. and you will have your special place in my final solution.

    nah i have a love-hate relationship with vego's

    they're such fun to bag because if anyone gets too upset by a vegitarian joke they just look like they're a bit of a flogbag.....not like the fcuking dutch who cant take a joke.....clog wearing M@##@%@#%#TH#$@OU@#$#$INGOBO@#$@
     
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  5. I have a shirt with a picture of a farmer, cow, pig and chicken on it with the text "Animals taste good" I like to bring this out for casual meals with friends and their semi militant vegan partners. It's a great conversation piece.
     
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  6. im still looking for a "for every animal you don't eat, i will eat 3" t-shirt
     
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  8. well done sir
     
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  9. i'm a vagetarian, so what?
     
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  10. That sounds like a Lozline. :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  11. and you serve your place in the food chain....its just not at the top
     
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  12. wouldn't say its a chain, its more of a loop - what goes around cums around hehe
     
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  13. Yeah but you ride a Kawasaki, we accept you're a little different already...... :LOL: :p
     
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  14. I'm a Kawasaki riding vagetarian, and you're a Suzuki rider, do you prefer to eat meat?
     
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  15. yes lets start a fight ....a fight we can win for a change... with protien on our side we cannot loose
     
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  16. protein is not just on our side, it is everywhere inside :p
     
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  17. Oh slick.... :LOL: Luke's joke went right over your head, and now you're digging a hole.

    Eat that meat, get that protein. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  18. nah... i got it...i chose to plough on (thats what she said)

    but it didnt seem tooooo gay till laurence said he has protien "in him"
     
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  19. Yep sure ya did, rummy!

    on a side note:
    gx1auQR0.
     
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  20. Geez some people are slow...

    He's a vAgiterian - not a vEgetarian. And I'd check what he means by eating meat... :LOL: :LOL: :p

    edit: bugger - I should have checked what else was in the thread after I came home
     
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