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Valentine's Day - getting close to your loved one...?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by PSYKC, Feb 12, 2016.

  1. image.

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  2. Yep, that would be me on Sunday :woot::love:(y) Scented candles, strawberries and champaign, oh and chocolates, lots of chocolates :happy::hungry::hungry:
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  3. Umm, my bike is female, and I'm not into wining and dining with girls on Valentine's Day..

    Having said that, I haven't been in a real relationship for 17 years, so might as well.....
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  4. Lol! Enjoy gorgeous!
    chillibuttonchillibutton and I doing Japanese take-away for two (as is customary)
    Just can't buy into the whole Valentines Dinner scam, with fake rose 'n all, lol!!
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  5. Phew, just saved $5673.45
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  6. Nice new avatar leather lady!!
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  7. #7 Fr33dm, Feb 12, 2016
    Last edited: Feb 12, 2016
    Definitely biggest rip off there is! Hate the insincerity of it all. Wish I had a mate to share a takeaway for two though, and maybe a ride together...
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  8. Sure it will happen...
  9. #9 Fr33dm, Feb 12, 2016
    Last edited: Feb 14, 2016
    Yeah, I thought it was a year since I put my orchid up, time for a change. Thought this one was a better choice than the one I had up for about 4 hours this arvo :whistle:
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  10. My very pragmatic and scientific teenager thinks that "It's too late now, and I've missed my boat" :hilarious:
  11. And since when do u take advice from a teenager!?!?
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  12. Much prefer this one! Need something a little personal without giving the game away! Perfect!!!
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  13. Teenagers think in very rigid black and white terms, as you get older you realise the world is in infinite shades and hues of colour.
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  14. Lol never saw that one
  15. I think the Gun Toting Chick on the Bike with the Goggles was good. :whistle:
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  16. Lol! Cool, Pic please!!!
  17. Why is this post in the jokes section??

    Could be real for a lot of us...

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  18. To be honest, didn't know where to put it! Bit of a noob when it comes to creating threads! Sorry ;-(
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  19. nice arse
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  20. I started with this one

    The problem was, the bike was the wrong colour! Then came along my little orchid
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