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Valentine's Day Funny - Top 10 Rejected Valentines Day Cards

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Feb 14, 2007.

  1. 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
    But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

    9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
    Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

    8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
    In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

    7. This feels so good, it feels so right
    I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

    6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
    Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

    5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
    But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

    4. Through all the things that came to pass
    Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

    3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
    I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

    2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
    So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

    1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
    You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
  2. Friday Funny running early, Paul??
  3. I'm sorry, I feel I have to speak up.

    That is the lamest collection of shit-heel gags I've seen in some time, and I read everything that I get forwarded, in a spirit of cleansing masochism.

    They were clearly written by a special needs student and while I believe in encouraging effort, I also feel that applying the principles of natural selection to jokes can only result in a positive outcome for the community.

    In the interests of better gags for all, I challenge you PVDA to apply the "laugh test" to jokes before submitting them.
  4. No it wasn't the Friday Funny submitted early (I'll post that later today as I'm not in tomorrow) but seeing there was so many people going around yesterday getting so mushy about St Val's Day I posted the lame joke which actually arrived in my In Box back in Feb 2002.

    Yes Loz it was lame but have you heard me complain about the photo's of your backside being posted on here :wink:

    Two words,



  5. Yeah they are a little lame but I did laugh at 7 and 2. :grin: