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vadican issues 10 commandments for driving

Discussion in 'The Pub' at netrider.net.au started by D Stump, Jun 21, 2007.

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  2. A joke???



    A Wizard of ID joke is appropriate.

    Chamberlain: "I fear for the separation of Church and State".

    Bung the Jester: "Why??"

    Chamberlain: "Today the King called up the Salvation Army!"
  3. That's funny!

    Quote from the sub article in it

    "He stressed that they could never be considered binding in the way the official Ten Commandments are"

    So as long as you're not committing adultery, or using a condom, having sex in the back of the car isn't too bad, since it's more of a safety concern. Maybe they should change it to don't have sex in the back of the car during the daytime.

    Reminds me of a punchline. We weren't eating souvlakia! :LOL:
  4. .. or with an idol

    .. or on the Sabbath

    .. and especially not with your neighbour's wife, not to mention NOT with his ox, or his ass, or anything that is his!!! :LOL:.
  5. Especially not with your neighbors ass. We know how the church feels about that....

    The ox is probably ok though.