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...Useless Facts!...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tweetster, Jan 2, 2013.

  1. ..Yep!.. post 'em here!.... :)

    - Astronauts can't belch - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.
    - Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as mouthwash.
    - Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end .
    - The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.
    - The University of Alaska spans four time zones
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  2. To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

    Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots[DOUBLEPOST=1357086367][/DOUBLEPOST]Tweety used to be a baby bird without feathers until the censors made him have feathers because he "looked naked."
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  3. I can think of another that men have.
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  4. It's not a muscle, which explains why it doesn't get bigger with exercise.
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  5. ..which is a bloody shame eh!......:D
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  6. knew it wouldnt take long for this thread to go below the belt :p
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    1. During 30 minutes of active sex, the average person burns approximately 200 calories.
    2. On average, adult men think about sex every seven seconds
    3. Historical records show that even in 1850 B.C., women attempted to practice birth control. The most common method was a mixture of crocodile dung and honey placed in the vagina in the hopes of preventing pregnancy.
    4. Many of the ingredients in chocolate are proven to cause arousal similar in effect to sexual foreplay. In fact, some experts believe chocolate may be even more effective than foreplay for sexual arousal
  7. Netrider has a search function.... :ninja:
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  8. ^^ is a "Useful" post and does not belong here!..... :p
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  9. Dont cover your self in crocodile dung and feed him chocolate, Just ask him to go back to bed with you.
    Its not fattening and you dont smell like shit, Try perfume instead, Hahahahahaha
  10. except that no-one ever uses it... hence, it's a useless fact. :)
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    1. This would work. Nobody would go near her.
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  11. I think yours is broken. You know you can consult your doctor about that.

    The plastic bits on the end of your shoelaces are called aglets.
  12. Makes the majority of blokes fall into the 20 calorie bucket
    me? I'm a 600 calorie kinda guy
  13. Giving someone the bird or finger flip..raising the middle finger.
    Started in ancient Rome as a sign they were going to do you in the butt..anal sex.
    That progressed to classical times where hookers used it to let punters know they were in the game.
    Then progressed to medieval times where the French uses it against the English archers as a sign they were going to cut off their middle finger so they could no longer draw a long bow.
    We picked it up about the late 1800's as a rude gesture
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  14. I find mine gets smaller after exercise. Maybe you're the one who should be consulting a doctor.

    The small pieces of paper that come out of a hole punch are called chads.
    Kermit the frog is left-handed.
  15. I think he needs to let go....or loosen his grip at least at the peak of his work out :)
    Hey don't worry champ I broke my bed masturbating...true shit
  16. When the ice cream van sounds the chimes it means it's run out of ice cream. At least that's what my mother told me.
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  17. This is a bit longer than what I have put here, About the 2nd & 4th finger and penis length. I laughed and had to share...comment at the end isn't mine...but I wish it was

    This new study on penis length finds a weak negative correlation between penis length and finger ratio. And when I say weak I mean weak. So weak that I’d say that it can’t really be said to exist at all given the number of subjects. The study is available free here. Go take a look at the plot of penis length to finger ratio and tell me if you think the line the researchers fit to their data to establish the correlation looks truly representative of the data. The data points look like a random distribution to the naked eye, and I don’t have much faith in the statistics the authors use to establish correlation. For one thing, their R value for that fit is -0.216. For those not versed in statistics, the R value is a measure of “goodness of fit.” It’s a number between -1 and 1, with 0 being complete failure and 1/-1 being a perfect fit. Usually values in the .8-.9 range are considered a decent fit, but 0.2? That’s little better than noise. Even if they had a few thousand data points instead of just 144, I’d have trouble believing that the fit represents any correlation and not just inadequate sampling. Sorry news media, this conclusion is bullshit: you still can’t tell anything about the size of a man’s penis by looking at his hands.
    And of course, there’s the question of why anyone cares. Establishing a relationship between testosterone and fetal development might be interesting, but otherwise it’s sort of the same case as with the studies on vaginal orgasms. Studies that attempt to establish some relationship to penis size seem to take it for granted that there is something important about the length of a man’s penis, as if it’s proof of his virility or manhood. Which is a dumb ass assumption. Is it important for some people? Sure, we’ve all got our preferences. But should we be constantly looking for ways to determine at a glance if a guy is well hung (assuming that said glance is not directed at his erect member)? No. What’s the point, really? Penis size is a deal breaker for very few women (and I assume homosexual men). Most of us care so much more about whether a guy knows what to do with his member than whether it’s porno worthy. And if size really does matter to you there is one surefire way to find out: Look at his penis.
    Dr. Pisaster has a doctorate in biophysics, not actually anything sexy. She does however enjoy having sex, reading about sex, and talking about sex. Especially when she’s had a little whiskey.
  18. Now that's commitment