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Useless Facts

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Tweetster, Aug 19, 2009.

  1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
    spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most
    expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
    cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
    killer whale ate them both.

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
    frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
    from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
    from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
    breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
    listening to his Walkman.

    Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs
    to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
    broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The
    two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
    It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was
    the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
  2. And did you hear about the 2 Canadian fur seals who walked into a club?
  3. :LOL: Nature bites