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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Tweetster, Jul 31, 2009.

  1. What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:

    1. Remove your laptop from its bag
    2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully
    3. Turn it on
    4. Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
    5. Click on the Internet
    6. Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
    7. Take a deep breath and open this site = http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

  2. [engineering rant]
    numbers don't even count properly if you watch closely... seconds tick over before the milliseconds complete a full decade.

    [/end stupid engineering rant]
  3. ...don't rant!!...... FIX IT!!!