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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Rolla, Sep 28, 2006.

  1. A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, he
    was unable to get his penis erect. The doctor checked him out then
    told him that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged
    from a previous viral infection and that there was nothing he could
    actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment
    that might work, if he is willing to take the risk. The treatment
    consisted of implanting Muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk into
    his penis.

    The man thought about it a while. The thought of going through life
    without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear.
    So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the
    elephant, the man decided to go for it.

    A few weeks after the operation he was given the green light to go and
    try out his newly renovated equipment.

    As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took
    her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of
    dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the
    point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped
    his fly and his penis sprang out, slid across the top of the table,
    grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his trousers.

    His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her
    face said," That was incredible! Can you do it again?"

    With tears in his eyes he replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure if
    another bread roll will fit up my arse!

  2. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    Funniest joke I've heard in ages.
  3. :rofl: :rofl: 10/10 !!
  4. Nice! Was not quite expecting that, but should have been, clearly been at work too long :p
  5. That's a cracker. Good punchline.
  6. lol! nice one