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Urgent Sale

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Bella, Sep 6, 2005.

  1. Due soaring increases in consumtion prices I am forced to upgrade to a cheaper model and am looking to sell Foxy

    Year: 1977

    Make/Model: Male - Aussie battler

    Colour: White

    Extras: Long range tank.

    He has done very little in the ways of milage over the last 4 years and thus is a little sluggish at times. Though these problems could be rectified with a good service.

    He has always run on high octane but sometimes after a good run at night with the boys, he tends to leak a lot (this could be something to do with a broken seal) and is very hard to start in the morning.

    Also has the tendency to back fire from time to time.

    Bike has been dropped by several previous owners but nothing a bit of TLC wont fix

    In all a pretty good pick up. Make me an offer.
  2. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Sounds tempting :p :p Pity about the hard to start in the morning otherwise, I'd make the offer :LOL: :LOL:
  3. so bella, guess you looking for a short, little bald model :p
  4. Will you pay me?? Nothing less than $100000 to put up with him :wink:

    :D :D :D
  5. Bella, top marks for a great product description. I forsee a great career for you in Real Estate! :D :D
  6. Must have been thrashed .. looks more like a 1967 model

    A cop wannabe :)

    How many litres?

    Ahhh, it's that bad a ride eh?

    Isn't everything? :)

    Typical suzuki :roll:

    Uh oh ... baggage! :(

    Two fiddy .. and a kick in the nuts!?! :)
  7. One careful owner?

    Tell you what, I'll give you $500 to take it off your hands.
  8. Bella are you the undercover Foxy, will you negotiate or are you too FIRM for that!
  9. Started at 75 litre but has since expanded to 95.

    No, I just don't get the use out it that I should
  10. No that's called a dutch oven. Something else he is renowned for the odd backfire.
  11. Okay...im allowed to make an offer :D

    How was does $100 sound??

    Can you vacumm?
    Use a washing machine?
    Walk two cute puppies daily ? :p
  12. Only the food you serve up to him
    Can't even find the switch
    There's only one type of "puppie's" he's into.....and it's not the canine variety
  13. Trade him in for a NAKED bike!!!
  14. He likes to be naked, but not during daylight hours.

    Again, after a run with the boys at night.
  15. I am led to believe that this model is extremely capable of stoking the fire and also has the capabilities of going hard and fast...... :shock:
  16. Bella......why not just sell him off for scrap....you will get paid by the Kilo..not the capabilities..you may end up owing :LOL:

    Sorry Foxy......gate is open you are going to get owned!!!!
  17. Sell it for parts, there is a roaring trade for clapped out old chuggers in some countries ;).
  18. Hmmmmm, Foxy, your worth something mate....

    I would take him off of your hands for about $200

  19. We've already got a surplus of clapped out OFARCs around here...

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: