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Upgrade problems

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Brian26146, Jan 9, 2006.

  1. Passed on to me. Over to you lot for advice. :p :p :p :p

    be careful what you upgrade to !!!


    You know I don't usually like to mess about with my PC ,but lately I've >
    >been experiencing some problems and wondered if you could help.



    >About 18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
    >which I had used for years without any trouble.
    >
    >However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the
    >only solution was to try and run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned
    >off.
    >
    >
    >To make matters worse, GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
    >applications, such as BoysNight Out 3.1, Football 4.5, FlashCar 2.5 and
    >Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
    >
    >I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left
    >
    >a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
    >weeks.
    >
    >
    >
    >Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
    >
    >time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other,
    >they caused severe damage to my hardware.
    >
    >
    >
    >I eventually upgraded to Fiance 1.0, only to discover that this product
    >
    >soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use
    >up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and
    >
    >CleanHouse 2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife
    >1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
    >
    >automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They
    >
    >then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0
    >
    >also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can, without
    >
    >warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no
    >
    >Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
    >
    >Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring
    >
    >Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and HairstyleExpress which needs
    >to be reinstalled every three weeks. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child
    >
    >processes that are a heavy drain on my resources.
    >
    >
    >
    >Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often
    >
    >crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called
    >Mother-In-Law,
    >
    >which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install
    >
    >Mistress 2004, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me
    >to
    >
    >the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2004, it tends to delete all of
    >
    >your Money before uninstalling itself.
    >
    >
    >
    >Any ideas?
     
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  2. ive managed to install girlfriend 1.2 and ex partner 1.0 on the same hard drive ... their both compatable with girlfriend 1.0 .... which is installed on occations as well
     
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  3. That is a good one.. :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  4. Oldie but a goodie :)
     
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