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Understanding Engineers???

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by ward_4e, May 29, 2006.

  1. The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist
    colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
    The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

    Understanding Engineers - Take Four

    What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
    Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.

    Understanding Engineers - Take Five

    Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
    Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features

    Understanding Engineers - Take Six

    An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and
    said," If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

    He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
    The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
    beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

    The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it
    to the pocket.
    The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess,
    I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."

    Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into

    Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful
    princess, and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you
    Why won't you kiss me?"

    The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a
    girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
  2. Yes they can be intruiging :-k creatures with their own "unique" bent :? and understanding of de nature of de way things work,have worked with some interesting units,virtually devoid of emotional intelligence it seemed,having said that my fathers one. 8-[