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uh oh, fart jokes.....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Coconuts, Sep 22, 2005.

  1. The Impudent Person: One who farts loudly and then laughs.

    The Scientific Person: One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.

    The Unfortunate Person: One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.

    The Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.

    The Honest Person: One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it.

    The Dishonest Person: One who farts and then blames the dog.

    The Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

    The Thrifty Person: One who always has several farts in reserve.

    The Antisocial Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

    The Strategic Person: One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.

    The Sadistic Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bedcovers over his bed mates head.

    The Intellectual Person: One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart as precisely the latest food item he consumed.

    The Athletic Person: One who farts at the slightest exertion.

    The Miserable Person: One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all.

    The Sensitive Person: One who farts and then bursts into tears
  2. not bad